what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Women's rights.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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clamidia

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Your mother is so fat.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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