Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Animal

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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i like pie

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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