- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!