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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Whats 9 + 10 19

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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