robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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