- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what happens when you wake up inception

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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