a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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