Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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