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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Diana and victoria

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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