why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Libraries.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Animal

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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