- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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