What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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