Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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69.... is a number

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Poop.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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