i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Knock knock, come in.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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