What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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