What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Women's Rights

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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