Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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