I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Womens rights

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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You.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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You're on fire.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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