Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Whats 9 + 10 19

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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