- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

You're on fire.

Gale swallows.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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