Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

you know what they say... hydrate or die

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

That's as gay as AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

thumb_up thumb_down -66

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops