What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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