A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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I like turtoes.

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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