A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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girls basketball

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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