A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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