What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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girls basketball

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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