- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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