Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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who farted i did :]

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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