- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Yo Mamma

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

I like turtoes.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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