- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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