why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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i like pie

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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