Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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you.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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