How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Miami Heat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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69.9

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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