What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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The economy.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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