why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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acuna

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

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