What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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I like turtoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Christians

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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