What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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