2+2= 478

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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