Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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