Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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