Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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equality for women

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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