- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Knock knock

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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