why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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whats black. an african american person

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Wumbo

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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