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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment. Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

what is not funny? This joke.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Rich merchant started build a new bigger home for his family. He bought good blueprints and hired some construction workers to build it up. It took 2 years for the house to finish. Just few days before moving in, he had an horrible nightmare where little green men set the house on fire. When he woke up, he heard the bad news. House was burned down during the night. Merchant was shocked and sad. After couple of weeks, he decided to build a new house. This time a smaller one. Again he bought blueprints and hired people to work for him. Almost a year later, the house was starting to be finished. And again he saw that nightmare of little green men burning the house down. At morning he already knew the news and started to investigate these happenings. Local police officer couldn't help him and so didn't anyone else he asked. Merchant decided to try once more to build new home. This time he had money only for a small farmhouse. Building it up last 6 months, and almost every night merchant was guarding the construction site for little green men. Farmhouse finished in time and merchant moved in. In couple weeks he started to relax and think that little green men stopped harassing him. At one night, couple of months after moving in. Merchant saw the nightmare again, and woke up in burning house. He escaped from the window and saved his wife and children. Then he ran to the village to call for help. The next morning, merchant was sitting next to his burned home and just thinking the motives for green men, what did he do in past so that green men were angry at him? Some villagers had come to watch the burned house and merchant saw something green in middle of the crowd. He slowly walked towards the crowd and saw this little man fleeing. He started to pursue this man and was pumped with adrealine. Didn't last long when merchant catched this little guy and held him in the ground to ask "Who are you? Do you have anything to do with those housefires?" The little green man was calm and relaxed as he answered "No."

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Anti Joke

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