- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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