Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Jesus wept.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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