Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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your going to die

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Obama.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Anti Joke

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