What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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