How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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equality for women

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Wumbo

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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