What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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The Holocaust

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

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