Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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lebron

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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