- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

The meme walks out of the bar.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

what is not funny? This joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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