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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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pedophile

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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