What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

women's rights

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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