*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Religion

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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