What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Religion

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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