A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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I went to the store and I fell

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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