what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The Holocaust

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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