what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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