You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Sarah Palin

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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