why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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lebron

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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