A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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