The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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The NBA lockout

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Yee

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Dick Chaney

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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FIRE!!

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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