It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Religion

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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The NBA lockout

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Swag.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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