my bubbles!

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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