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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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