Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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