Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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make me a sandwich!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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