Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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FIRE!!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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America Votes

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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