That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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what the hell happened to your face

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I've got a boner

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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