What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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