- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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