Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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penis

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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