I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Women's Rights

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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