What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Women's Rights

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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