What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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