I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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