a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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here kitty kitty

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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