- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Dick Chaney

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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