How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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