What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Obama 2012

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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