Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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