Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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