Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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